Kanye West v. Jimmy Kimmel
OH MAN. Earlier this week, Kanye did an interview with the BBC where he said he was a massive rock star in the hip hop industry. (See below.)
So then, Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious and re-created Kanye’s interview with little kids. (See below.)
And now, the epic battle ensues. Kanye clearly takes himself too seriously and can’t take a joke. So naturally, being the adult that he is (ahem), he started a twitter war. The highlights (yes, posted in all CAPS): “JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF LINE TO TRY AND SPOOF IN ANY WAY THE FIRST PIECE OF HONEST MEDIA IN YEARS” and “JIMMY KIMMEL PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES… OH NO THAT MEANS YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN TOO MUCH GOOD P***Y IN YOUR LIFE…” Like I said… Kanye handled himself like a real adult with this one. Idiot.
George Clooney Admits to Ruining Batman
This is great. So everyone’s freaking out about Ben Affleck playing Batman, and someone asked GC what he thinks about BA playing Batman (since George played him years ago and people didn’t like it). His response? Priceless: “I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part.” HAHA!
Britney’s PR Team Working Overtime!
Ha! So all those rumors about BS not singing live at her Vegas gig has forced her PR team into overdrive. Manager Larry Rudolph has come out and said that they’re going to get her singing at “as close to 100%” as they can. And there are reports that the staff at Planet Hollywood, where her Vegas gig will take place, have all received a cheat-sheet with sugar-coated answers to a lot of questions like “does Britney actually sing?” HAHAHAHA
Rihanna Doesn’t Party
She said in an interview that will air tonight in the UK that she isn’t really a “good rock star” anymore because she barely parties; she’s bored with it. She also added that she will, at times, party again. Haha.
Jimmy Fallon Donates $10k
This is awesome! He and Justim Timberlake did an “Evolution of End Zone Dancing” bit the other day where some fabulous *NSYNC moves were highlighted. JF then said that the first NFL-er to do that dance in the endzone after making a touchdown will prompt him to donate $10k to charity. So, let’s clap it out for Detroit Lions’ Joseph Fauria, because he did it! And Jimmy donates $10k to the Make A Wish foundation. LOVE IT!
Ke$ha’s Song about her Ex is ROUGH
She’s apparently written a song about her ex which makes all of Taylor’s songs look lame. It’s called “U Suck Ass” and it’s all about how her ex was “a total piece of [crap] HAHA!”